I'm not a poet by any means, but after purchasing a 72-slice pack of Hormel fully-cooked microwaveable bacon at the local Sam's Club, I had to express my joy in a way befitting it's hearty, hickory-smoked, heart-clogging greatness. (Extra tidbit - cooks in 20 seconds! Oh yes!)
A Haiku is all that will do (hey, that rhymed again! Neat!)
As Def Leppard wails
"You're Bringin' on the Heartbreak"
My chest feels tight - gasp!
I love you bacon.
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